I want a phone that looks like a Pokedex, and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts.
…I wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height, weight and then yelling into it so I can record their “cry.”
This is actually the best fucking thing
THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
It’s taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but at last I know where I’m going. Where I’ve always been going.
i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING
"I hope these shrubs are vegan". I’m dying.. haha
How cute is that.
every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black
This just ruined my childhood.